I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live.
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
petition to let ellen degeneres host the academy awards until she runs for office and becomes the next president
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
Is it logical that two people can disagree and that both can be right? It’s not logical: it’s psychological. And it’s very real.
if you are mean to me i hope you know that one day i will be sitting on a Porsche in my chanel suit wearing my chanel pumps and my chanel lipstick and my chanel shades and i will sip my cocktail and wordlessly order your murder and you won’t even know it was me until the last moment when you can faintly smell my chanel no. 5